Mini-Vans
I have come to the conclusion that 99% of the problems on the road stem from the drivers of mini-vans. They are inevitabley driven by one of three people:
1. The cell phone obsessed- handing toys off to the brat in the back- mascara weilding soccer mom
-or-
2. The neck vein throbbing- fist shaking- immasculated soccer dad
-or-
3. The wretched sixteen year old spawn of 1. or 2.
Seriously. They are retarded. They can’t stay in their lane, they either speed while tailgating and erratically changing lanes or they meander about ten miles under the speed limit while trying to decide whether they want to go north or south on 93. I mean come on. Ok, so bad drivers are seen in every type of car– i get that. But the vast majority of them drive mini vans.
Is all I am saying.
